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  2.             Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little
  3.           trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house
  4.             and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door,
  5.           I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A Jack-O
  6.             Lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a
  7.           note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better
  8.                                 and no harm done.
  9.                                          
  10.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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